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PostSubject: Jokes...   Jokes... EmptyFri Jul 09, 2010 11:40 pm

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a
woman's period?

Answer: Your SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 - 4 days
& if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!


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A lady visited her doctor again. The Dr. said: You
look more sick & exhausted than before. Are you having 3
meals a day as I advised?

Lady: WHAT? I thought you said 3 MALES a day!!!!
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Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.

GOD Said "No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so ugly
& U still Suck It. If I make it Pretty You'll Eat It
up!!
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A nun went for a urine test. The sample got
mixed up. When the doctor told her she was
pregnant.

She cried and said, "****, we can't even
trust cucumber anymore.!"
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Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION".

Class Teacher: " Why not?"

Schoolgirl: "Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"
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Mother asks daughter, how is married life?

Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS.

Mother reads the advertisement & is shocked.
It says "7 DAYS A WEEK, TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!"
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Judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his 'meat' in my mouth."
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... EmptyFri Jul 09, 2010 11:48 pm

What is the STRONGEST muscle?

TONGUE - It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!.

The lightest muscle?- PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!
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Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: "Name?"

"Park Yu."

The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: "**** YOU! Now what's your full name?"

Korean replied: "PARK YU TOO!!"
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COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.

BALLS said: You big ******* liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
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A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?

Mama dog's reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face!"
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What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
PANIC is when both are pregnant!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... EmptySat Jul 10, 2010 12:12 am

Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explain sex
Son : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!
Son : Why do women enjoy sex more than man?
PCK : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
Son : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it?? Dun play play Ah.....
Son : Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menses?
PCK : If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?? Use your blain, use your blainnn....
Son : Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?
Son : Why are making love carried out in private?
PCK : Use your blain, use your blainnnnn.... Will you dig your nose in front of your class? ******!
Son : Wah.... father, you very good.
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