Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explain sex
Son : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!
Son : Why do women enjoy sex more than man?
PCK : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
Son : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it?? Dun play play Ah.....
Son : Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menses?
PCK : If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?? Use your blain, use your blainnn....
Son : Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?
Son : Why are making love carried out in private?
PCK : Use your blain, use your blainnnnn.... Will you dig your nose in front of your class? ******!
Son : Wah.... father, you very good.